/*
All one_liners given are ordered this way:

				_#
					one_liner= <-- Dialogue for regular characters
					one_liner= <-- Dialogue exclusive to Guard characters

The guild used to check whether a character is a Guard character or not:

	Guild = Guards of Sigrogana
			guardsofsigrogana

A few things about the mass of Guards here:

 -There's a couple female guards around; some are obvious, some aren't.
 -#2 is a stereotypical southerner.
 -A couple of lines will reference current Guard characters.

*/

mob
	NPC
		Guards
			name="Prison Guard"
			icon='faceless_guard.dmi'
			Arjav
				//These Guards are in the Entrance Area
				_1
					one_liner="Welcome to Fort Arjav. Not much to see here, I'm afraid."
					one_liner="If you need a break, head back to the break room. Plenty of goods and card games to go around."
				_2
					one_liner="Howdy. Lookin' to visit someone, or join 'em behind these doors?"
					one_liner="Well howdy-do, pardner. Keep fighting the good fight, y'hear?"
				_3
					one_liner="If you're waiting, take a seat over there. If you need something, they'll help. <I>He thumbs at the two Guards near the double doors.</I>"
					one_liner="Are you here to cover for my lunch? No? Damnit, where are they?!"
				//These Guards are scattered around the hallways
				_4
					one_liner="I'm watching you."
					one_liner="I heard Riley's doing well while having pretty bad eyesight."
				_5
					one_liner="Out of my face."
					one_liner="Do you know what happened to Fiona? It seems like I haven't seen her for ages."
				_6
					one_liner="Tch. Keep moving, scum."
					one_liner="Y'know that Zeran, Virgil? He's got guts for going into's Law's End, I'll give him that."
				_7
					one_liner="Find another guard to suck up to."
					one_liner="Don't quote me on this, but I swear the Commander's got sparks bouncing off of him every now and then."
				_8
					one_liner="Try anything funny, and you'll be living in an isolation cell."
					one_liner="I thought my life was bad, but then I heard about what Makido had to deal with."
				_9
					one_liner="Quit squandering around, criminal."
					one_liner="Megaera's single, right?"
				_10
					one_liner="Not so tough when you've only got rags, aren't you?"
					one_liner="I never thought I'd see Zeran guards in my lifetime, but Esaillia and Nylise proved me wrong."
				_11
					one_liner="I've seen kittens more intimidating than you."
					one_liner="Monte can give me an examination anyday, if you know what I mean."
				_12
					one_liner="<I>The Guard stares at you ominously.</I>"
					one_liner="<I>The Guard nods her head at you in greeting, before returning to glaring down inmates.</I>"
				_13
					one_liner="See those two cells down there? Those are the isolation cells. Our problem inmates live in there, and they scream for help every night. <I>The Guard chuckles like a villain, sending a shiver down your spine.</I>"
					one_liner="You know, I found the noises from the isolation cells disturbing at first, but now I can sleep soundly through them. I guess I've adapted well, huh?"
				_14
					one_liner="Keep standing around and I'll put you to work."
					one_liner="I know I'm putting in way too many hours, but I've got seven mouths to feed and a housewife. Heck, even the Commander has to order me to go home sometimes."
				_15
					one_liner="<I>The Guard seems to ignore you.</I>"
					one_liner="Dianne needs to quit dropping her notebooks everywhere, I've seen enough of her Commander-worshipping pages to fill a novel with them."
				_16
					one_liner="Here's a tip: Stay in your cell at night."
					one_liner="I don't know why Roje's still here, but it's good to see him back. I guess."
				_17
					one_liner="If you're that damn bored, then go make something in the Forge."
					one_liner="Wasn't the Commander from Lordwain? I heard he used to be a Church Knight..."
				_18
					one_liner="Your despair amuses me."
					one_liner="I can sleep soundly, knowing that my daughter won't have to deal with these punks."
				//These Guards are in the Courtyard
				_19
					one_liner="Let me guess, someone stole your sushi roll?"
					one_liner="Gods, I can barely stand the heat out here! How can my partner just stand there like nothing's wrong?!"
				_20
					one_liner="Make any kind of 'to the knee' joke and you'll be crawling for the rest of your life."
					one_liner="Nerif help me, it's cold as Lordwain! If only I was my partner; he's taking this like a champ!"
				_21
					one_liner="Get a life, scum. Oh, wait, you threw it way and ended up in here. Nevermind."
					one_liner="I would kill to trade this stupid uniform in for a dress or something. I've got legs to show off, damnit!"
				_22
					one_liner="Move along, prisoner."
					one_liner="Tell Vanni over here to keep the fanservice out of the fort. Last I checked, we've got plenty of thirsty inmates. <B>Plenty.</B>"
				_23
					one_liner="What, can't get along with your fellow criminals?"
					one_liner="Ever read 'The Justifiables'?It's the bomb. Much better than Jim's Onigan crap."
				_24
					one_liner="If you're going to twiddle your thumbs, do it in a corner."
					one_liner="Don't believe a word that Tim says. 'Spatial Girl Hime' is an amazing series, and actually treats their characters like human beings."
				_25
					one_liner="Count yourself lucky that you're even alive right now."
					one_liner="I wish the Commander would just put these criminals to the guillotine and let me go back to my Cellsvich patrols."
				_26
					one_liner="Don't mess with the pond, and don't even think about jumping into it."
					one_liner="The Commander was right to slow down the execution frenzy. Besides, I like this job much better than my Tannis patrol."
				//These Guards are in the Forge.
				_27
					one_liner="This is the Forge. Anything you make on this side will be in my hands before you leave."
					one_liner="I've got to say, these inmates love making all sorts of things for us. Then again, it's one of the few things they can do in here beyond twiddling their thumbs."
				_28
					one_liner="This is the Forge. Anything you make on this side will be in my hands before you leave."
					one_liner="I really don't think we should let prisoners anywhere near an anvil. Seriously, would <B>you</B> bet your life on a prisoner not trying to kill you here?"
				_29
					one_liner="Some scum made a dagger and tried to stab me with it. Where is he now? Why don't you dig into the Courtyard and find out?"
					one_liner="Always keep your eyes on the prisoners in here. Give them a moment and they'll cut you something fierce."
				_30
					one_liner="Don't even think about making any kind of poisons or bombs. We'll shove 'em right down your throat if you do."
					one_liner="I feel bad for threatening every inmate I see like this. But if I don't want to end up like the last two Guards posted here, I can't let my guard down..."
				//These Guards are in the Cafeteria.
				_31
					one_liner="You like that meal? Be a good little thing and it won't be replaced with Goblin dung."
					one_liner="Man, these prisoners are slaves to their stomachs; they'll take being whipped over eating awful gunk for a week."
				_32
					one_liner="You might be something out there, but you're just a waif in here. Now go make yourself useful in the kitchen, lass."
					one_liner="You look like you've had a day. Sit back, relax and enjoy the good food for a bit."
				//This Guard is in the Visiting Area
				_33
					one_liner="If you don't have business here, then head back to the Entrance Area."
					one_liner="Keep close to your charge here. You don't want some kind of escape plan to be discussed right under your nose."
				//Guards I almost forgot about.
				_34 //Hallway
					one_liner="Don't think you can escape my gaze; I've got eyes on each side of my head."
					one_liner="<I>The Guard visibly jumps.</I> Damnit, don't scare me like that!"
				_35 //Forge
					one_liner="Keep your hands off the product when you make it. Any sudden movements will earn you an early grave."
					one_liner="If I had to guess how many prisoners try to attack us with something they made, it would be about... three percent of them, I'd wager."